Funeral crashing tonight-alright

Drive right in and fight-let's fight

Knock 'em over the head-the head

Haul away their dead



We got him in a hefty bag

Don't be sad be glad

Your son's in a hefty bag

Heftyheftyhefty

Wimpy wimpy wimpy

Heftyheftyhefty

Wiimpy wimpy wimpy



Cruising Sunset Strip-the Strip

Looking for some chicks-some chicks

Show 'em what we got-we got

Before it starts to rot

We sprayed it with some "Off"

To keep away the bugs

It gives us better luck, yeah



Throw the bag in the back seat

We think the "thud" sounds real neat

Work all week then Friday night

We all go funeral crashing tonite



Funeral crashing tonite-alright

Drive right in fand fight-let's fight

Knock 'em over the head-the head

Haul away their dead



Chicks that that it's great-it's great

The world's cheapest date-cheap date

Cruising around town-'round town

We roll the windows down



Heftyheftyhefty

Wimpy wimpy wimpy

Heftyheftyhefty

Wimpy wimpy wimpy



Funeral crashing tonite

And don't forget

You can always repent on Sunday

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