I'll take you to the pictures

I'll take you to the show

Walking in the sunshine

Rolling in the snow

Stepping from the threshold

Out into the street

All you ought to do, my love,

Is dancing with your feet



To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops

Oh!



I went to see the doctor

Not so long ago

I told her all about you

I put her in the know

Tried to get you treatment

I didn't stand a chance

She turned on her radio

And she did the doctor's dance



To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops



When doctor doctors another doctor,

is the doctor doing the doctoring

doctor the doctor who's being doctored?

Just as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored

Or does the doctor doing the doctoring

doctor the doctor who's being doctored?

Just as the doctor who's doing the doctoring wants to do the doctoring

Do the doctoring

Do the doctoring



I long to take you courting

but bopping is the boss

Hugging makes you angry

Kissing makes you cross

Your only installation

Is booty in the seat

In this position your disposition

Is always very sweet



Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disco pops



Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky disco pops, funky disco pops

Funky, funky, funky, funky, funky disc