Roxie.

Sometimes I'm right

Sometimes I'm wrong

But he doesn't care

He'll string along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometimes I'm down

Sometimes I'm up

But he follows 'round

Like some droopy-eyed pup

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine



He ain't no sheik

That's no great physique

Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts



But look at that soul

I tell you that whole

Is a whole lot greater

Than the sum of his parts



And if you knew him like me

I know you'd agree



What if the world

Slandered my name?

Why, he'd be right there

Taking the blame



He loves me so

And it all suits me fine

That funny, sunny, honey

Hubby of mine!



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He loves me so

That funny honey of mine!



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He loves me so

That funny honey , of mine!!



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Lord knows

He ain't got the smarts



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Now he's shot of his trap

I can't stand that

Sap



Look at him go

rattin' on me

With just one more

Brain

What a half-wit

He'd be



If they string me

Up

I'll know who

Brought the

Twine



That scummy,

Crummy

Dummy hubby of

Mine