He looks right through me like Im not there

Hes helping the guy with heavy metal hair

Dont ignore me, it's not nice

I dont need any of your playing advice



Girls go guitar shopping

Yeah they go guitar shopping

Girls go guitar shopping

Yeah they go guitar shopping

Girls go guitar shopping

Yeah they go guitar shopping

Girls go guitar shopping

Yeah they go guitar shopping



The man in the corner thinks hes Jimmy Page

Hes embarrasing for his age

His heads so big it might explode

And he plays a guitar he can never afford



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BRIDGE



The volume's high and there they are

Watching me play their best guitar

Think that Im a one chord wonder

Ears will bleed when I steal their thunder



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