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GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK

COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY

GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY

I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT WAY

1. GRANDPA WAS OUT DRINKING WITH THE FLOOZIES

SPENDING ALL OF GRANDMA'S HARD EARNED DOUGH

HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY THE BAR TAB

SO WOODY TOSSED HIM OUT INTO THE SNOW



2. GRANDPA STOOD THERE FROZEN IN THE HEAD LIGHTS

HE LOOKED JUST AS HELPLESS AS A DEER

I DON'T THINK HE WAS AFRAID OF DYING

I THINK HE WAS AFRAID HE'D SPILL HIS BEER



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3. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT HE'D END UP AS A ROAD KILL

SHE FLATTENED HIM RIGHT OUT ON THE CENTER LINE

HE COULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE CURB IF HE WERE QUICKER

BUT SHE BACKED IT UP AND SQUASHED HIM ONE MORE TIME



4. GRANDMA CRIED AND CRIED AT GRANDMA'S FUNERAL

NOT BECAUSE WE PEELED HIM OFF THE ROAD

ALL THE LOOT SHE GOT FROM HIS INSURANCE

WENT TO PAY THE BAR TAB THAT HE OWED



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