You piss me off, you drive me nuts

You drink my beer and you always smoke my butts

You owe me money, you owe me big

You washed up nothing, you slob, you pig

Don't say you know me. don't say we've met

You squirmy worm. why don't you pay beck all your debts?

You're always sorry, but then you're back

Bleed me dry until I die, I'II have a heart attack

They warned me, but I never heard

You always take advantage of me

I told you to settle the score

But you think your lunches are free

You used to work to earn your keep

But you always called in sick

and now you spend the day asleep

I'm not your mom, I'm not your dad

I'm not a genius but I know when I've been had

I want my cash and you expunge

My money is the water and you wanna be the sponge

You never change, but then again

You've always been a loser but you're also my best friend