The words are so familiar-

All the same greats, the same mistakes

It doesn't have to be like this

If you don't make a friend, now

One might make you-

So learn

The gentle art of making enemies

Don't you look so surprised

Happy birthday...Fucker

Blow that candle out,

We're gonna kick you, kick you

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[History tells us that you are]

[History tells us that you are]

Well all you need is just one more excuse

[You put up one hell of a fight]

[You put up one hell of a fight]

I wanna hear your very best excuse

[I've never felt this much alive]

[I've never felt this much alive]

Your day has finally come -

So wear the hat and do the dance

And let the suit keep wearing you

This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it -

It's the gentle art of making enemies

I deserve a reward

Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had

And if I tighten up my hole -

You may never see the light again

[There's always an easy way out]

[There's always an easy way out]

[You need something wet in your mouth]

[You need something wet in your mouth]

Then all you need is just one more excuse

[You put up one hell of a fight ]

[You put up one hell of a fight]

I wanna hear your very best excuse

[I've never felt this much alive]

[I've never felt this much alive