Sometimes I really want to be alone

But that's one state I'm never in

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin



(Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding

(Germs) But they just come right back again

(Germs) I can't even see'em,

but I know they're up to something

Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!



They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get'em offa me



I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me?

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria



Now if I ever dare to go to sleep

That's when they start their sneak attack

In the morning I wake up in utter horror

To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque



(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face

(Germs) And there's more comin' every day

(Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body

I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away



They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get'em offa me

I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me?

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria



They're creepin' around my shorts

They're under the bathroom sink

They're ridin' inside my car

They're swimmin' in every drink

They're hidin' between my toes

They're lurkin' in every kiss

I got'em way up my nose

In every orifice

I'm gonna show them who's boss

I'm gonna get even yet

Just gimme some Lysol spray

Just hand me a moist towelette

Don't tell me I'm paranoid

I know that they're after me

Look under the microscope

See??



They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get'em offa me

I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me?

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria



They're all over me

I can feel'em all over me

Over every part of me

Microscopic bacteria

I know they're watching me

They're always watching me

They're coming after me

Microscopic bacteria

Won't somebody help

Please sombody help me

You've got to believe me

They're out to get me

They wanna control me

They wanna destroy me

They're tryin' to kill me

It kind of upsets me