I'm going down the shops,

to get a life for me

I've heard they've got an offer,

buy one and get one free

They're easy to install,

or so the makers claim

And then we'll all be happy,

because we'll all end up the same



On Monday we'll go bowling, and have fish and chips for tea

On Tuesday have a quiet night in front of the TV

On Wednesday watch the football, smoke some fags and drink some tins

On Thursday night, above all else, we must put out the bins

On Friday we'll get rat-arsed as the karaoke starts

On Saturday we'll go clubbing and pull ourselves some tarts

On Sunday throw our guts up, and when we're ready then

It's back to fucking Monday and we do it all again!



It makes us very happy, we know 'cos we are told

And this is all there is to life,

till we drop dead when we're old

Don't ever try and break it,

because people think you're mad

Like I did and they hate me -

but I'm just fucking glad!