ghetto cowboy





You betta count your money (repeat 8x)



[krayzie bone]

The name is krazie, big bad ass bone

Wanted up north for all the gold that i stole

Along with some cash, even took the mayors daughter

That that there's kidnapped, now she was with her

So i brought her

Done got myself into a whole heep of trouble

Double crossed by the law so theres nobody to run to

Yeah its just me and my sawed off shotgun

Outlaw call him leather face

I'm headed for the west

Heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't

Been held up yet

Well uh, i oughta make it by sundown

I figure thats enough time for me to get the whole

Run down

So i continue my mission

Its gettin dark so now now i'm watchin for them

Damn injuns

They like to catch us, then they rob and split

I be a rootin, tootin damn fool, protecting my chips

All of the sudden i heard somebody rumble in the

Bushes

Stop my horse "wwhhooaa nellie"

Who in the bushes you betta speak out or i'ma let

My shotgun song sing out



[thug queen]

Who is this? hope this ain't the law

Jumped out the bushes with my sawed off shotgun



[krazie bone]

Come on out right now i'm gettin angry

Took a step back cause it could get dangerous



[thug queen]

Please don't shoot its just me thug queen the horse

Stealer



[krazie bone]

Then why the hell is you hidin them bushes



[thug queen]

I'm wanted in four counties

For armed robberies

Killed two sheriffs, six of his best men want my

Head

Stole two horses

Thought you was the law that's why i jumped in them

Bushes



[krazie bone]

Goodness, now she was hotter than the barrel of bob

But i could use her for the job so i told her to

Ride c'mon



[thug queen]

May i ask you what you headed to the west for?



[krayzie bone]

I got a partner, got a plan for some dough

And if you down you can pick up yourself a pretty

Penny

Be in town in a minute, now be sure if you wit it



[thug queen]

We hurry ‘for the sunrise

Gotta style here yeah, for ya parter to ride

Hit the saloon for the moonshine

Down for whatever lets ride lets ride



[krayzie bone]

These directions say we got to tucson arizona

When we arrive we cop a place we can bunk

And meet my boy in the morning for details and

Hookups



You betta count your money (repeat 4x)



[krayzie bone]

Rise and shine, good morning howdy

Nine o clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the

Valley

Now i done came along way i don't wanna be late



[thug queen]

Tell him we make it to him

You know where we at (move out!)



Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up (move out!) (repeat 4x)

You betta count your money (repeat 2x)



[layzie bone]

I'm peepin krazyie's warning posted in the saloon

So i assume it'll be trouble round here pretty soon

Glance across the room i see this youngster gettin

Ready to fight

But if he mess up the night, i think that krayzie

Just might take his life

So i approach him at a pause

Look man i really don't wanna brawl, why don't you

Chill

Before the them laws come messing up this master

Plan

Since y'all ‘ready rowdy i just ask ya man, hey

You want some work, well partna put in ya bid

Now by the was whats ya name they call me layzie

The kid



[powder p]

The names powder p can i get a twelve gauge

Outlawed everyday on the front page

Mr kid, if you give me the low down

Me and blackjack, we ready for the showdown

With two double barrels pointed at whatever

We'll stick together, i'm perdy clever



[layzie bone]

So saddle up jump on the bandwagon

Because its all goin down

I heard a guy run in the bar screaming krayzies in

Town



[krayzie bone]

Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry

Wait outside and dont' be stealin nobodys damn

Horses

Stepped inside the bar, layzie kid, you son of a

Gun!



[layzie bone]

Hey man i'm glad you made it safely

Now let's go have some fun

And this my partner powder hes a young gun



[power p]

Howdy



[krayzie bone]

Mighty glad to meet you son

Oh yeah you know i also brought a friend along

Meet thug queen the horse peddler

Stragler, just met her



[thug queen]

Howdy partner

Already got the horses saddled up



[layzie bone]

I hope you good at robbing banks

Like you rustle that cattle



[powder p]

Now y'all

Its gon be gettin dark real soon



[krayzie bone]

I think you right

I say we move (c'mon) let's move out!



Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up (move out!) (repeat 4x)

You betta count your money (repeat till fade)


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