[Mystikal]

Since I'm so fucking bad

give me mine

get yours

ooooh...



[Verse 1]

I woke up this morning

rocked up

humping on the matress

hard like I was fuckin

I realized I was dreaming

then I got up

I hit the Vick's inhaler

'cuz my nose was stuffed up

from the bed to the floor

to the bathroom to the sink

from the mirror to the toilet

took a piss then shook the shank

oops, dont look know I think I sprinkled when I tinkled

so, I dip in the sides there be a sweeter by the seater

cocoa powder, bubble-bath, and rubbing alcohol

for 5 fuckin cent that you could buy at the mall

I'm a long distance super-power, pussy-magnet

I was born in the ghetto, made by the ghetto

so fabulous!



[Chorus]

[Charlie Wilson]

ghetto fabulous - living like this

I'm so happy, yeah!

'cuz I'm ghetto fabulous (repeat)



[Snoop Dogg] (enters over repeat, speaking)



Yeah I feel what you're saying, Dog

but, uhh, you could let these fools know how hard it is

when a nigga ghetto fabulous, know what I'm saying?

let's kick that shit!



[Mystikal]



[Verse 2]

it's like a big rush with no time

niggas be like "whyyyyy"

kids be like "let me get your autograph"

bitches be like "ahhhh!"

ever since I said "here I go"

braids or not y'all

they know me wherever I go

I'm real private

the windows tinted, doors locked

the damn crowd you make a scene

"ain't you Mystikal?"

"no, I'm not."

lie to a diehard fan with a straight face

and let the hour long picture signing session take place

sign, hey, baby, how you doing?

what's your name?

stay real, stay sweet

stay sexy, stay the same

and never forget

I'm never going to change

I'm loving what I'm doing

and you can put that on your game

I got my piece of pie and my piece of mind

fool, I'm a piece of coal

don't call me, people, let me shine

I know you see me on t.v.

with Snoop, Fiend, Mia, C, Silkk, Serv, and Petey

nigga we frontin' these street-ies

but livin' like this ain't easy

it's fabulous!

I'm so fucking bad



[Chorus]



[Verse 3]

see, that's a cutie with her big booty

and her big body

her and her big fine potnahs

take their ??? and take their vitamins

be ordering drinks all down at the bar

we don't got to buy

just work that halter top

and work them tight bell bottoms

ohhh, you acting funny and trying to holler

she project Tyra Banks

the neighborhood super-model

she shaped like a coke bottle

hair whipping smelling good

finger nails and her toes polished

she did it how she lived

'cuz she got to have it

first got them fucking kids

by the baby's daddy

her ass ain't never what she should have been

go ahead on and act bad, I'll see ya when I get a hit

see, she was so fucking bad



[Chorus] (repeat)