girls at the bus stop

girls in the back seat

girls all around

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

girl in the classroom

girls in the hallway

girls all around me

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

is it because of my ugly suit?

is it because of my smelly car?

is it because of my lame t-bone?

is it because of this lame guitar?

girls in my volkswagen

girls in my charger

girls all around me

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

girls in the quik-e-mart

girls at the 7-11

girls all around me

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

i think it's because of my drinking gut

is it because of my so-called pecs?

is it because i'm stuck in a rut?

is it because of my buddy holly specs?

[Jay's anti-skat diatribe]

girls in the kitchen

girls in my pantry

girls all around me

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

girls in my bedroom

girls in my closet

girls in bed with me?

but none of them

none of them

talk to me

i think it's because of my ugly suit

i think it is my smelly car

i think it's because of my lame t-bone

i think it is this crappy guitar