listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble



but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble



so next time a girl gives you the play



just remember my rhyme and get the hell away



Just last week when I was walking down the street



I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet



I walked up to her I said hello



she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know



but by the way sweetheart what's your name



she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine



I said my name is the Prince and she said why



I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy



but enough about me yo let's talk about you



and all the wonderful things that you and I can do



I popped some cash and in a little bit of time



I showed some cash and the girl was mine



I took her over town I wined her and dined her



she ask me did I like her I said well kinda



all of a sudden she jumped out her seat



snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street



she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging



so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin



she got mad looked me dead in my face



threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape



I got scared when she started to yell



so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell



I was duckin through alleys right and left



but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death



I was arrested charged with agrivated assault



(yo Clancy we got him)



but it wasn't my fault



nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble



but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble



so next time a girl gives you the play



just remember my rhyme and get the hell away



I was in a bar one Friday night



cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight



I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla



when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila



I responded by saying hello



she paid for my drink and then said let's go



20 minutes later things were starting to cook



as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots



the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses



she started winking and making little passes



at me she pat me close that's when she got bold



she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold



we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing



took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring



I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek



and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets



I felt that it was time for me to make my move



I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove



I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue



a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you



her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin



and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb



I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go



I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window



just my luck we were in a snow storm



and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm



and to top the night off I had to break in my place



because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case



I was done sneezing and coughing



I hope this doesn't happen to often



but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble



but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble



so next time a girl gives you the play



just remember my rhymes and get the hell away



Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point



Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do



Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example



Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here



I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year



it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear



I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert



(I'm wit it)



It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready



(yeah)



aight fine see you then Betty



I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth



got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????



got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet



until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet



I sat there for at least an hour



it was ten after nine before she got in the shower



9:35 she comes downstairs



and said I need a little longer to finish my hair



at ten o'clock we had then missed the show



she comes downstairs and says let's go



go where go to sleep I'm gone



I was steamin like a demon as I drove home



but it just goes to show



not trying to bust your bubble



but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble



so next time a girl gives you the play



just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes



take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away



Jazzy:



man first your parents just don't understand



then you having these crazy nightmares



Prince:



I know why me man why me



Jazzy: what's next



Prince: now these girls man you know how it is



can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em