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The urge is too much to take

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

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Ginger...Ginger



My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip throught the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly



Yeah yeah yeah



A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

XXX video

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Nobody's home, I'm alone

The devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

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Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me



I was trained to fuck you baby...