judy hates me,

stepped on her cat

i hate judy,

she's gettin' too fat

sally left me,

i was gettin' kinda cold

i left sally,

she was gettin' kinda old



oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?



tawana don't like

the tapes a bought

boo-yah tribe,

new kids on the block

tracy says my car is dumb

i think there's more

where she came from



oooh, oooh,

what's a guy to say?

girls are turning 18 every day



rachel turned 18 just last week

kamie turned 18, looks so sweet

jenny's lookin' sorry at 29

but her sister turned 18

just in time