Everybody is talking about blagism

Shagism, dragism and madism

Ragism and tagism bob tailing

Thisism, thatism, ism, ism, ism

George Chisolm, yes



All we are saying

Is give peace a chance

All we are saying

Is give peace a chance



Everybody's talking about ministers

Sinisters, banisters, canisters

Roger Bannisters, bishops, bishops

Bishop Auckland, rabbis, Popeyes, bye-byes

Max Bygraves and everybody else



All we are saying

Is give peace a chance

All we are saying

Is give peace a chance



Everybody's talking about revolution

Evolution, The Everly Brothers, mastication

Euston Station, fladulation, flatulation

Regulations, integration, mediation

United Nations, congratulations



All we are saying

Is give peace a chance

All we are saying

Is give peace a chance



Everybody in the Soviet Union, unite

Go down to the shops and talk about John and Yoko

Timothy Leary, Barbara Windsor, Yoko Ono, Madonna

Bobby Dylan, Bobby Charlton, Eddie Charlton

Tommy Cooper and the Amazing Horseradish Dancers

Derek Baker, Norman Mailer, Alan Ginsberg and the Hare Krishna Three



All we are saying

Is give peace a chance

All we are saying

Is give peace a chance



Everybody's talking about gagism, tagism

Shagism, dragism, madism

Ragism, tagism, botulism, thisism, thatism

Listen to this



Everybody's talking about ministers

Sinisters, banisters, canisters

Bishops, bishops, Bishop's Avenue

Why not talk about Bishop's Avenue

I've got a lovely house on Bishop's Avenue



Everybody's talking about Popeye, Olive Oyl

Everybody, everybody, everybody, Mrs. Jean Schnook

Twenty Three Chepstow Villas

Because they are the next contestant on "Make a B-Side"



All we are saying

Is give peace a chance

All we are saying

Is give peace a chance