I was about to lose my girlfriend

Had to make a clever move

Entered into a meditation

Inhaled all the incense fumes



But when I got all stoned and kinky

Chanting mantras about love

They made me sign away my property

Now its owned by heaven above



Guru Guru

Don't you tell all you're god's anchor

Guru Guru

You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker



He wants to come inside your temple

Spill his seeds of ecstasy

He wants to penetrate your aura

The horny man of mystery



He's gonna pluck your lotus flower

Be at one with your cosmic love

And make you dance the kamasutra

Using his super yogi stuff



Guru Guru

Don't you tell all you're god's anchor

Guru Guru

You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker