Look at yourself...

If you had sense of humor

You would laugh to beat the band...

Look at yourself

Do you still believe the rumor

That romance is simply grand?

Since you took it right on the chin

You have lost that bright toothpaste grin

My mental state is all a-jumble

I sit around in sadly mumble

Fools rush in, so here i am!

Very glad to be unhappy

I can't win, but here i am

More than glad to be unhappy

Unrequited love's a bore and i've got it pretty bad

But for someone you adore

It's a pleasure to be sad...

Like a straying baby lamb

With no mammy and no pappy

I'm so unhappy

But, oh, so glad!