Stop eating all that chocolates

Eat salad instead

In fact, you're a half-wit from somewhere or other

Why don't you bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland

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Don't try to cheat me

I'm fragile

You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits

You liked your own sweets

You read Viz comics

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You are bequeathed in suede

You are entrenched in suede

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You've got celluloid in your genes dad

You are Glam Racket

You've cut my income by one third

You are working on a video project

You hog the bathroom

And never put your hand in your pocket

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You're paging the [...] in Spain

You can't read between the lines

You price cut down

You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Steven King

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Brimstone

You Clearasil produces Richtofeon rashes

Sideboard like on mountains

Clearasil is in conjunction

[Shadrach, the shark]

You post out sixty-page computer printouts

On the end of the forest [chorus?]

On the above will come back to you

And confirm you as a [down passion]

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