Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic

To play with a non-descript song

We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls

To make you a real man my son



Some cheap kid from Birmingham

Blessed with an accent

That pours like the darkest brown ale

Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette

He's just a fast buck for sale



Don't you know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video



Break out the cameras that re-shape my face

And get someone to carve up my hair

If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em

And be glad to say you were there