Salvation's around the corner

Just dig into your soul

Donations for the holy word

A paycheck for god's goal

His iron-handed, spiritual rule

Is that what you fear most?

God is green, a numbered face

A scamming holy ghost!

God is broke,

The well ran dry

So pay up while you can

Or you'll end up in hell

Money in the box is like

A halo on your head

But all of Christ's love

Still leaves him with the dead