I'm jaded and you're beautiful

I'm deluded and envious of you

You're carin' that I'm hurtin'

but I'm laughing 'cause I'm lying

And you believe what I say to be true

This is the way God made me!

no self-reliance

no social skills

You're confident

and you express yourself

so well

You're learned degrees upon your wall

I'm jealous

no invitation to the ball

This is the way God made me

no self-esteem

You're picture perfect

you walk about so contented the trees call out your name

You're clean and I'm so ignorant

I'm basic and I'm jaded and

my

excuses

are

so

lame