Turns out I never had a thought at all. I've been talking in my sleep,

reciting teleprompted anthems - a marionette strung tight to the executives

upstairs. I almost had myself convinced that I meant everything I said. What

a shame. Oh captain, my captain, you've been drinking. What happened? I've

been slurring my cadences and blacking out when I stand. I know all about

your son, who never did return from the war. But there was poison in that

bottle, I tell you. I'm coming out with my hands in the air. This is not my

voice. What you are hearing is not me. There's been a horrible mistake. I'm

a proud God-fearing registered democrat. This is all the same elaborate

scheme and it will be cleared up when the governor beckons for me. He'll

clear my name. It appears that the inmates have overrun the asylum. There's

a madman at the wheel. We are not even remotely capable of keeping our heads

about us. We've abandoned all semblance of presence. Dead bolted, buckled

in. Keeping our word to the sinking ship. Let the rats orchestrate the new

mutiny. I'll meet you overboard.