Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer

And a great big bottle of rye

And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em

And good old Charlie's glass eye

Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature

So calm and so serene

But not for long 'cause we're gonna use guns

To make furry animals scream



'Cause we're goin' huntin'

We're gonna kill somethin'

I don't care what it is

Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,

Maybe the neighbour's kids!

We're goin' huntin'

We're gonna kill somethin'

I don't care what it is

Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,

Maybe the neighbour's kids!



Well off we go, our guns are loaded

And so's are we

We weaves through the bushes and falls on our faces

And piss on the nice trees

And then we spot something moving an' a rustle

We pump it full of lead

And smile real wide as we hear it scream

And thud as it falls down dead



'Cause we're goin' huntin'

We're gonna kill somethin'

I don't care what it is

Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,

Maybe the neighbour's kids!

We're goin' huntin'

We're gonna kill somethin'

I don't care what it is

Maybe a raccoon, maybe a gopher,

Maybe the neighbour's kids!



Well off we go to see what we killed

And watch the damn thing bleed

The first thing we see is a bright orange cap

And we shot down Ol' Charlie

But he don't to mind, he smiled all the time

He died real happy

But next time he should tell us

When he's goin' off to take a pee



'Cause we're goin' huntin'

We're gonna kill somethin'

I do