Golden blunders come in pairs, they're very unaware

What they know is what they've seen

Education wasn't fun, but now that school is done

Higher learning's just begun



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You're gonna watch what you say for a long time

You're gonna suffer the guilt forever

You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time

You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never



Disappointment breeds contempt, it make you feel inept

Never thought you'd feel alone (at home)

His and hers forever more, throw your freedom out of the door

Before you find out what it's for



(Chorus)



Four weeks seemed like a long time then - but nine months is longer now

But even if you never speak again - you've already made the wedding vow



(Chorus)



Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart

Just as fast as they were made

Men and women please beware : don't pretend you care

Nothing lasts when nothing's there



(Repeat Chorus)