One night I’m go have a Margarita;

Cruise down ********my favorite cantina.

On the corner – there’s a nice babe-

If she likes me, I might even get laid.

Come with me – got a stiffy –

And, if you’re good, I’ll give you a fifty

One summer night, I’m a go for tortilla -

Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.

Stupid old me – I forgot to wrap my wiener…

Hey, gonorrhea!

Two more Dos Equis and I paid the jalapenos.

Out to the parking lot to the back-a seat-a.

Now every morning it’s a-hurt-a when I pee-a,

Hey, gonorrhea!

Down to the clinic for the doctor to-a see-a;

Out came the needle and he stuck it in my rear.

Friday night I’m going back to see my sweet Juanita…

Hey, gonorrhea!



One summer night, I’m a go for tortilla -

Mexican village; met a girl named Juanita.

Stupid old me – I forgot to wrap my wiener…

Hey, gonorrhea!

Hey, gonorrhea!