Mary-Ann and Wanda were the best of friends

All through their high school days

Both members of the 4H Club

Both active in the FFA



After graduation Mary-Ann went out lookin' for a bright new world

Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl



Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married

That Wanda started gettin' abused

She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses

And make-up to cover a bruise

Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce

She let the law take it from there

But Earl walked right through that restraining order

And put her in intensive care



Right away Mary-Ann flew in from Atlanta

On a red eye midnight flight

She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan

And it didn't take 'em long to decide

That Earl had to die!



(nanana...)

Goodbye Earl

Those black-eyed peas (nanana...)

They tasted all right to me, Earl

You feelin' weak (nanana...)

Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl

Ain't it dark (nanana...)

Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?



The cops came by to bring Earl in

They searched the house high and low

Then they tipped their hats and said,