CHE (To EVA's FIRST LOVER)

Goodnight and thank you whoever

She's in every magazine, been photographed, seen

She is known

We don't like to rush but your case has been packed

If she's missed anything

You could give her a ring

But she won't always answer the phone



EVA

Of but it's sad when a love affair dies

But we have pretended enough

It's best that we stop fooling ourselves



CHE

Which means.........



CHE and EVA

There is no-one, no-one at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on

In fact they rely on

Tricks they can try on

Their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them, promote them

Don't blame them

You're the same



CHE

Goodnight and thank you Emilio

You've completed your task, what more can we ask

Of you now?

Please sign the book on your way out the door

That will be all

If she needs you she'll call

But I don't think that's likely somehow



EVA

Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies

But when we were hot we were hot

I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared



CHE

Which means...............



CHE and EVA

There is no-one, no-one at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on

In fact they rely on

Tricks they can try on

Their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them, promote them

Don't blame her

You're the same



EVA

There is no soap, no soap like Zazz

No detergent, lotion or oil with such power

in the shower

It's the mother and father of luxury lather

The talk of the bath

The great ointment

One little frolic

With new Zaz carbolic

Your scented

You'll be sent.



CHE

Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon

We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound

radio

We'll think of you every time she's on the air

We'd love you to stay

But you'd be in the way

So do up your trousers and go



EVA

Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies

The decline into silence and doubt

Our passion was just too intense to survive



CHE

Which means...................



(By now a fairly long line of EVA's rejected LOVERS

has formed)



LOVERS

This is a club I should never have joined

Someone has made us look fools

Argentine men call the sexual shots

Someone has altered the rules



EVA

Fame on the wireless as far as it goes

Is all very well, but every girl knows





CHE

She needs a man she can monopolize

With fingers in dozens of different pies-



LOVERS

Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies