GILES

I've got a theory

That it's a demon

A dancing demon

Nuh, something isn't right there



WILLOW

I've got a theory

Some kid is dreaming

And we're all stuck inside

His wacky Broadway nightmare



XANDER

I've got a theory

We should work this out



ALL

It's getting eerie

What's this cheery...

Singing all about?



XANDER

It could be witches

Some evil witches

Which is ridiculous

'Cause witches they were persecuted

Wicca good, and love the Earth

And woman power

And I'll be over here



ANYA

I've got a theory

It could be bunnies...



TARA

I've got a--



ANYA:

Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses

And what's with all the carrots

What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?

Bunnies!

Bunnies!

It must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgets...



WILLOW

I've got a theory

We should work this fast



WILLOW