If you ain't wrong, you're right

If it ain't day, it's night

If you ain't sure, you might

Gotta be this or that

If it ain't dry, it's wet

If you ain't got, you get

If it ain't gross, it's net

Gotta be this or that

If it ain't sis, you can't miss

It's got to be your brother

Can't you see it's gotta be

One way or the other

If it ain't full, it's blank

If you don't spend, you bank

If it ain't Dee, it's Frank

Gotta be this or that

(This is a corrected by actual transcription!)