I found my locker and I found my classes

Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses

That guy is huge! That girl is wailin!

First day of school and Im already failing.



*chorus*

This is me in grade nine baby this is me in grade nine.

This is me in grade nine baby this is me in grade nine.



Ive got a blue and red Adidas bag and a humongous binder

Im trying my best not to look like a minor niner.

I went out for the football team to prove that Im a man;

I guess I shouldnt tell them that I like Duran Duran.



*chorus*



Well, half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed

and none of them can help me

study for my math test.

I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone;

I guess I shouldve studied instead of watching Wrath of Khan.



*chorus*



They called me chicken legs, they called me four-eyes,

they called me fatso,

they called me buckwheat,

they called me Eddie.



*chorus*



Ive got a red leather tie and a pair of rugger pants,

I put them on and I went to the

high school dance.

Dad said I have to be home by

eleven--

aw, man, Im gonna miss Stairway to Heaven.



*chorus