Chorus]- Grandma got run over by a reindeer,walking

home from our house Christmas Eve, you can say there is no such thing as Santa,

but as for me and grampa, we belive.



She been drinkin too much egg nog, and we begged her

not to go, but she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door

into the snow. When we found her Christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack, she had hoof

prints on her forehead, and incriminating claw marks on her back



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Now were all so proud of grampa, he has been taking it so well,

sittin in there watchin football,

drinkin beer and playing cards with cousin Mel. Its not Christmas without grandma

all the family is dressed in black, we cant help but wonder,

should we open up her gifts of send them back,

SEND THEM BACK!



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Now the goose is on the table, and the puddin made of fig, [ahh]

and the blue and silver candles that would just matched the hair on grandma's

wig. I warned all my friends and neigbors,

" better watch out for yourselves", they should never give a license to a

man who rides a sley and plays the bells

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SING IT GRANPA!



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MERRY CHRISTMAS