Uno, dos, tres, cuatros



When you fucked grandpa

Did he tell you that he loved you?

Did he hold you til the sun did rise

And did he look into your eyes

And ask you to fellate him

And stick a finger or two in his ass



He seems like a total asshole

Grandpa is a total fucking asshole

Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?

He rubs his dick in broken glass



When you fucked grandpa

Did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head

And was it on your mother's bed? And



(He seems like a total asshole

Grandpa is a total fucking asshole

Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?

He rubs his dick in broken glass)



This is fucking stupid, man

I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather

I mean, you guys are related!

What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth

and just lay them on the side of the bed?

Man, you like to fuck him in the butt

and have everyone come in and watch and masterbate

And cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you all

I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man,

this is stupid!

I hate you!