Unos, dos, tres, quarto,

When you f***ed grandpa

Did he tell you that he loved you?

Did he hold you till the sun did rise

And did he look into your eyes

And ask you to felate him

And stick a finger or 2 in his as*

CHORUS:

He seems like a total as*hole

Grandpa is a total f***ing as*hole

Who would ever want

A dirty greasy finger in his as*

He rubs his d*ck in broken glass



When you f***ed grandpa

Did he kiss you soft and tender

Did he tie your hands behind your head

And was it on your mother's bed









Repeat chorus



This is f***in' stupid man

I can't believe you'd have

Sex with your own grandfather

I mean you guys are related

What's he gonna do

Take out his false teeth

And just lay them on

The side of your bed

Man, he'd like to f***

You up the butt

I mean, I would

Come in and watch

And masturbate and cum

All over the place

This is stupid

I hate you all

I'm not even gonna have

Sex with my mom tonight

Man this is stupid

I hate you