If linda blair was my lolita, her head would spin.

She would levitate, vomit green,

Beat a priest - what a teen!

Dick clark would grin.

And foul things'd spurt without discretion

From her tiny mouth.

She'd say: spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!



Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too,

She doesn't like it when i tell her to.



I don't know what's come over me.

I'm not myself today,

Linda's all the rage -

The devil's underage.



Get that cross right out of there girl,

You don't know where it's been.

You're 13, underage, into bondage.

It's just a phase.

You're too young to sin,

Speak in tongues backwards in latin.

Let me hear you say:

Spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!



Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug,

She's gonna get all my gnarly love.



I don't know what's come over me.

I'm not myself today,

Linda's all the rage -

The devil's underage.



The power of christ compels you.