Bout that time

They asked me where was I going

Ya know

I, said, well

You have to be reasonable

So you know

I've never been away from home before

And, uh, besides

They gave me a good deal

And I think that, uh

Funkadelica is

You know, the nation,

Uh, you know, I would like to, live under

(What in the world is this boy talking about?)



Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk

Of da United Funk of Funkadelica



I pledge groovallegiance to the flag

Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah



(What)

Who

With the united funk we can fly!



For if our cause was unjust

We couldn't bring this funk to you.

So we feel that it's a must

It is something we should do



Let me take you by the hand

And spread the funk across the land

It's not hard to understand

Headin' for the master plan...



Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

(Oh yeah)

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Oh Yea-Hoo

Dey do do do da funk

Do da funk-de e de dee



Pardon me, but I can tell

We know each other very well

Take my funk and let it grow

And then we'll funk some more



Please come on, come all to the funk

Let your feelings grow as one

Join this nation, you will see

That we can make you free

Dip-Dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee



Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk

The United Funk of Funkadelica

Do dey, do dey funk?

Oh yeah

Do dey funk

Un, hum



So if you just take the time

You'd see we need to draw the line

When we do I'm sure you'll find

That we come to free your mind

Oh yeah



Do-doop--doop do-do-wow

Doobie-doobie-doop-do-wow



Do you promise to funk, the whole funk and

Nothing but the funk

Go funk-um