Yes baby, I've been drinkin'

Shouldn't come by anymore

But I found myself in trouble darlin'

And I have no place else to go.



I got some whiskey, from a bottle

Got some cocaine, from a friend

And I had to keep on movin' darlin'

Till I was back in your arms again.



And I'm guilty, I am guilty

And I'll be guilty for the rest of my life



How come I'm never gonna do

What I'm supposed to do

Seems like everything I do

Never turns out right



That's how it is with me darlin'

You know I just can't stand myself

But it takes a whole lot of medicine darlin'

For me to pretend that I'm somebody else.



(written by randy newman)