8 o' clock Monday night and I'm waitin

To finally talk to a guy a little cooler than me

His name is Joey, He's a hockey player with an additude

He has a problem but I'm not quite sure what it is

And when he walks all the Rambos and the Angels sing

He'll never notice me!

'Cause he's playin hockey

Tryin to be a tough guy

Listenin to 50 cent

Red Hearts in his eyes

Its like a bad movie

He's lookin groovy

If you were me you'd be screamin