Spoken:



Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me your host, Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, "Guys and Dolls". It all about guys and their dolls. So now, "Guys and Dolls".



Sung:



Herry: When you see a really strong guy

Battin' balls way up to the sky

There could be a chance the guy's got a doll



Female orange-haired monster: When you meet a really smart gal

With a doll that's her very best pal

It just might be

She's got a truck

She races 'round her room

'Cause she likes to go vroom-vroom

Vroom-vroom



Herry: When a guy's got himself tucked in

Who does he want tucked in with him

Who's he keep by him while he dreams all night

It's not his bat

It's not his baseball

It's his favorite doll

He likes to hug most of all

'Cause some guys really like to

Some guys really like to play with dolls



Female: When it's time to say good-night

Who's a girl wanna hug real tight

Who's she keep by her while she closes her eyes

It's not her doll

It's not her teddy

It's her favorite truck, yeah!

She's tucked in her bed, see?

'Cause some girls really like to

Some girls really like to play with trucks



Both: Yes, we really like to

We really like to play with ...



Herry: Dolls!



Female: Trucks!



Herry: Sleep tight, dolly!



Female: Vroom-vroom!



Scene changes to Monsterpiece Theatre set, Cookie Monster now has a doll in his hands.



Cookie Monster: Now, that music me can hum to! Right dolly? Ahh-haaa, you liked it too? This Alistair Cookie saying "good night". Say "good night", dolly. (he moves her body up and down and changes his voice slightly) Good night, dolly. Ahhh-haaa-haaa.