(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult)

Won't you come over and stay for a while.

Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time.

Turn on the TV. I believe it's prime time.

I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five.

There's a woman down at 314 who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor

clean.

And there's a man who's been knocking on his own door for three years, or has

it been four?

I don't want to spend the winter in this house all alone.

Those neighbors of mine keep coming over and playing with my mind.

I would like to love you. I sure would treat you right,

We could take the trash out every Thursday night.

Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing -

green buckets every Friday at every driveway.

They're filled with glasses, plastics and newspapers too.

They say they recycle and bring them back to you.

I would like to love you I sure would treat you right,

We could take the trash out every Thursday night.

We could be a family, consume many goods.

We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.

Ah babe, I'm a real hard worker. With the proper tools.

I'll make you anything you yearn for.

The barbarians are at the gate, come in before it's too late.

I have food enough to last the two of us about a year.

One thousand cans of chowder and one thousand cans of beer.

I love my neighbors like I love my own brothers,

but every year they are getting odder and odder.

I would like to love you. I sure would treat you right,

We could take the trash out every Thursday night.

We could be a family, consume many goods.

We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.