He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new rage

Keeps lickin' all the honey

Chewin' up the fat he rakes

Instead of sending to the lions

They cover him with praise



All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!



Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' up the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Starring in the Coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up comes the thumb of Caesar

To stab you in the back



All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!



Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' up the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale



Watch out Caesar



I said hail



Hail! Hail!



All hail Caesar

Hail! Hail!



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