And she still wonders why I'm so insecure she giggles

because I sleep with the...

Girl* can I throw pennies on stage, like can I be a fucking groupie

and just fuck you because you're on stage

and other girls want to fuck you?

Slug* See bands like us don't get groupies

Girl* Noooo?

Slug* yeah

Girl* you guys are full of shit

Slug* No it's not full of shit I mean have you guys ever heard our songs

I mean basically?

Girl* That's what I'm saying

Slug* Exactly that's what I'm saying

Smile, smile with me, smile with me, smile with me, please won't you...

oh look at her she's looking as good as dinner

and she's looking back at me as if maybe I'm a winner

I'm in my late twenties little girl don't flirt with me

I've got the capapbilities to program your circutry

You don't have to believe me do yourself a little justice

don't let slug undercook your muffins

wait wait wait did I just say that I did must be losing it

because it almost felt like it might just have some truth in it

now back to the platter at hand she said she's twenty-one

and quit school to go work for the man

a switch up in the plan now she's happy as a chorus

cause now she makes rent and now she drives a Taurus

unwinding hanging out at the bar,

I wonder if she knows that I'm not really a star

she seems to be impressed by lack of an ego and my self-aware style,

I like the way that she smiles

she want to know how I find the words

I do I don't really know but I can lie if you want me to

angels sing to me in my sleep,

I sold my damaged soul for the magic of speech

and now she's laughing she likes the sarcasm

so naturally I'm asking if she 's got a captain

she says a captain what?

You mean a man at home the answer is no I came to this bar alone

well heavens to betty enough about boyfriends already

just trying to keep the conversation petty

beacuse as much as I would like to play in the forest

ain't no way this girl is going to break into my fortress

I've never made a practice of introducing the matress

to women that I meet at my own gig

I don't know can't imagine anything as alchohol and hormones

turning out to be anything big

but babys hella beautiful and even kind of bright

I got the fire of a vampire inside me tonight

might be alright eveything seems tight

I've got a good buzz and she's giving me the green light

so tell me girl what ya doing after

she says hopefully hanging out with my new favorite rapper

now wait a minute that's not fair your throwing boulders

I can tell by the way your hair touches your shoulders

be straight with me and I'll be me with you

I can think of some of us that we should do so if you think

I'm coming home with you tonight you're probably right

you're pobably right a few more beers a couple more laughs

undressing my past with the questions she asks

yes, I love cactus and I would love to take a bath

if I spent the night would you massage my back

she's closing in for the embrace

and slightly tucks her hand under my face

her hair smells so good I got to have a taste

where's your ford let's ditch this place

and in the parking lot she sparked it off

she must be starving for someone to hit the harp

I've never been kissed with such passionate bliss

porn star damn near tore my lips apart

honey slow it up hold it up start the car

let's leave this garage le'ts go to your apartment

lyndale ave. on the way to the her rest

her drunk ass turn to look at me and she says

you're so beautiful from the hair to the soles

I know, can't belive that I never met you before

feels liike I've been waiting for you me whole life

she missed the red light we hit a pick-up truck and we both DIED