Dear Mr. So and So

Wait until it's over

Nothing is King now

and Nothing's getting older



That jerk lives like

a missle with

his pecker (in) one hand and

his pooper (in the) other



What about the paperwork

-bowels working overtime

Feed the faxes apple dumplings

-pay that fucker overtime



hey there bossman

-fickle fucker

hey there bossman

-fickle fucker buy me dinner