Thank you for informing me

That Ive been banned from Canada

It comes as no suprise to me

Since last week it was Africa

Since youve been ambassador

Theres trouble at the border

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Its amusing still it makes me wince

Your face is like a scimitar

When accidentally eye to eye

You shoot a look of vinegar

What could I have done to you

To mkae you act the way you do

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For whatever reason

You would keep me

Halfway round the world

I believe its like some kind of compliment

I must be quite a girl

Quite a girl

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Once upon a time you swore youd love me

Til the end of the world

Now, nowhere is far enough away for you

I must be quite a girl

Quite a girl...

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