Colin Quinn: And now with some thoughts on trick-or-treating,

Jimmy Fallon



Jimmy Fallon: Thanks a lot, thanks, Colin.

I realized I'm too old to be dressing up for trick-or-treating

and yet I still wanna go to people's houses and ring their doorbells,

ya know? So this year, this year, I'm going Halloween caroling.



Colin: Halloween caroling?



Jimmy: Yeah, yeah. This is where I write halloween versions of my

favorite songs, I go up to people's doorbells, ring 'em, and then do a

little bit of this:



And it's seven more days left in October

And it's one more week 'til Halloween



And it's been so long since I trick-or-treated

I think I should, nah nah nah nah, yeah, yeah



Colin: So what do they do?



Jimmy: They give me candy. Ya know, I just ring the doorbell and

I go..



Well she said it's cold outside I said it's October

And when we get to the party,

we see someone else is dressed like Jenny McCarthy



And she says, 'baby

I thought that I'd be the one and only', yeah



And she says, 'baby

Lets have a drink and then leave, I mean, oh I'm pissed

Can't believe some else wore the same costume'



Jimmy: See, like, everyone can do it, ya know. Yeah everyone can

do it, its easy. Even girls can do it. Here's Alanis Morissette:



How 'bout mini candy bars, aren't they maronic

How 'bout cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah



Thank you, Mike 'n Ike

Thank you, candy corn

Thank you, thank you, smarties



Jimmy: So, like, this year, this year, get ready, ya know. 'Cause if

this thing catches on, somebody might ring your doorbell and go:



I have egg