[Violent J]

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door

Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours

And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real

But you had to fuck up tha whole deal



"Lets take a walk down the hallway

It's a long way it, it takes all day!"



And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair

With straps and chains, we slap you in there

Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread

And pull your eyelids up over your head

Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream

It's just to bad it ain't what it seems



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

You walk in and see two kids on the floor

They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score

And sittin behind them chillin in a chair

Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there

It's some other man in the hand in hand

Now she looks so happy you don't understand

See this is an illusion, it never came true

All because of you!



[Violent J]

Back to reality and what you're about

Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out

And she can't see straight from gettin hit

Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit

But it's all good here, come have a beer

I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear

And you're death comes wicked painful and slow

At tha hands of MILENKO!



[Chorus (2x)]

Great Milenko, wave your wand

Don't look now, your life is gone

This is all because of you

What you got yourself into



[Violent J]

Look who's next it's Mr. Clark

The dirty old man from the trailer park

You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off

And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off



"Let