Well, i always heard but i ain't to sure

That a man's best friend is a mangy cur

I kinda favor the hog myself

How about a hand for the hog



Ya say, a hog ain't nothin' but a porky thing

Little forked freet with a nosy ring

Pickle them feet folks

How about a hand for the hog



If you took a notion i'll bet

A good hog would make a hell of a pet

You could teach him to ride and hunt

You could clean him up and let him sit up front



In the scheme of things the way things go

You might get bit by the old fido

But not by the gentle porker friend.

How about a hand for the hog



A feller and a hog had a comedy act

The feller was terrible as a matter of fact

That hog was a funny sucker though

How about a hand for the hog



If you took a notion i bet

You could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette

Well it might take a little bit of time

But hell, what's time to a hog



Well, the way i see it' it looks like this

Either you ain't or either you is

A true blue lover of the swine, folks

How about a hand for the hog


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