Hey dig my bag I'm at the local laundry

Making the happiest duds you did ever see

Scrapin' bits of soap from all the other machines

Hard to get used to this always staying clean

Trying to kick the habit down in the laundromat

Along comes this cat . . .



I'm not so gallant when my washload's unbalanced



Hey hey so nice

Can you touch my sock, sir

Hey hey so nice

Care for take a walk, sir

Hey hey so nice

Do you wash here often

Hey hey so nice

Can I feel up your cotton



All night long down there it's me, my clothes and thee

Tryin' to rig the slots so we get the wash for free

We share a wash to split the cost to spend on drinks

I should have guessed the way you dressed you'd bleed me pink

You made your move right then and said I'm looking sturdy

I feel so dirty . . .