Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs

They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses

Only one way, only one way

Why can't we take a couple of tablets?



Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent?

The cheque enclosed the ngatives?

Well here's some headlines current and sensible -

Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem?

Should I throw my tammy in the ring

And run for President

Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in

Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. I'm Harry, Hello

Hey I'm Harry, Hello



You want me, you want me, do I?

Arsenic be judge, gin be jury

The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me

They leave me alone in my sulk

Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot

I gets larger as she gets nearer

There's only one way, only one way

The rest is just chemistry