Ladies and gentle men im having heart attack number five!



1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it’s a miracle im still alive

I eat 15 meals a day

im wanted by the USRDA

i don’t eat healthy or tofu or soy

i want to eat the Pillsbury doo boy

i love eat’n i just cant stop

i just ate Toney Tiger, Snap, Crackle, and Pop

like a sumo wrestler that’s how i feel

i want to eat the oscar myner wiener mo byle

after dinner ill eat a snack

i could hide cave moss in my crack



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A little bit of pizza in my life

give me a little sour cream on the side

A boul of gravy all i need

an order of french fries just for me

a couple cheese burgers in the sun

ill have gas panes all night long

i want to wash down with a bottle of whine

and give me a six pack and ill feel fine



give me a hook or a steak

give me a piece of pork(hic up)

give me a side of bacon

WAAAAAAAAA



get in my belly!



Waa jump up jump down

on to the ground

put your hands on your heart

and flop all around

spase all around

spase out to the left

spase out to the right

put your arms in the air

and move them every where

twitch around once

twitch around twice

if your fropin at the mouth

then your doing it right!



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